What if Rahul Gandhi marries Alia Bhatt ?

@Oggy @garimasharma

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• If Rahul and Alia get married (I personally think alia is smarter than she projects and raul is dumber than he projects) there will be a new breed of jokes…
• The side effect of the Marriage will be the dumbing down (can it dumb down any further) of the dynastic congress party.
• Mahesh bhatt will become spokesperson of the Congress party for a day… because Mahesh bhatt has decided bollywood is more intelligent than the grand old party
• Alia bhatt was named women's cell of Congress chairman….. and decided to work for the women empowerment that rahul promised. After brainstorming it was decided that all women in india will be empowered with two eveready AAA cells per month
• Also taking ahead his agenda of looking art real issues it was decided that real issue of Advertisements between chota bheem episodes be banned
• Then the following petitions were filed in various courts on behalf of Rahul -Alia
• National Animal - Owl
• National Bird - Owl
• National Pastime - Flying abroad during parliamentary sessions